alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

hitterlick:

dildos and dildon’ts

1chainz:

who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day

frigerator:

if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever

alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

cheekyharryy:

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

*cries loudly into keyboard